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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 04:14

What movies have not aged well?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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Diamonds Are Forever

Moonraker

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-J W Pepper

You Only Live Twice

Goldfinger

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why do entitled people demand that I pick up after my doggo when he goes to the bathroom? Do they not know that doggy doo decomposes & feeds the plants?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Ah so!”

Why was Boromir corrupted by the One Ring, but not Faramir in The Lord of the Rings?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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Octopussy

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What's your take on Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? How has it affected you?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What is the one thing you don't understand that others do?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why do older people have a hard time using technology?

Dr No

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-All the bad guys are black.

A View to a Kill

What is your favourite colour and why?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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